User:Pandakekok9/Commonism

Not to be confused with communism.

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Tune: Bein' Friends from MOTHER

If you feel stressed out, you feel like a bot
Take a break now, keep staying mellow
If you feel angry that a user disputes
Calm yourself out, keep staying mellow

If you have some problems feel free, please do call me
On the Commons' Help Desk!
If you're lost 'bout something you know you can call me
On the Commons' Village Pump!

I'll be there somewhere, someday
That's what Commonism's about!

If you're frustrated your file is DR'd
Stop and think why, keep staying mellow
If you're sad 'bout the FPC results
Cheer yourself up and keep staying mellow

If you need relaxants we have plenty for you
Look at our best pics!
If you don't know where else you can help
Shoot, review, tag, revert!

We'll always be there for you
That's what Commonism's about!