User:Motorbicycle

Motorbicycle (Pronounced Motor Bicycle) is an anthropomorphic mystical creature that allegedly dwells in both the physical and digital world. Historically and in recent times, many supposed sightings of the creature have been detailed, but forensic scientists and zoologists have not been able to confirm the authenticity of these claims.

History

While the exact origin of Motorbicycle is unknown, the creature has been referenced by many cultures throughout history. The earliest known mention of it comes from the year 1213 in the Magnus Cartus, a failed charter of human rights that preceded the better known Magna Carta. Translated from its original Latin, it states "Those whose lives are affected by the haunted wheels shall be, upon presenting proof, granted restitution by the government a sum equal to or exceeding the damages dealt, depending on the circumstance." Historians have since determined that the term haunted wheels refers to Motorbicycle. The reason for this section not being included in the updated charter is not known, however it has been speculated that the government did not have money to spare for the damages, as they were increasing at an alarming rate by this time. It has been documented in salvaged newspapers from the time that the government attempted to dismiss Motorbicycle as a myth.