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GooseSpoon
[edit]GooseSpoon, also known as Gustav JK Golden, is a person who is chronically online in science forums and the such. The "Goose" is in reference to that many people mispronounce his name as "Goo-stauf" when it is in fact the more Slavic variation of "Guh-stauv" or "Huh-stauv" as he is of Ukrainian, Romani, and Jewish decent. He specializes in deciduous trees, Ancient Egypt, and Jasmine Tea. I don't know what more you want, stop reading this; get a life, unlike me.
What does "JK" stand for?
[edit]I promise I'm not just pretentious (although I do think it sounds cool), it stands for "John Kurtz," it's just that Gustav John Kurtz Golden seems a little much and sounds really ethnic besides being broken up by "John :|"