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As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck Cuddles has passed away." The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied. How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and s! hook hi s head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!! "The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00. <a href="http://puns.tribe.net/thread/d204c9ca-39be-406e-910d-a9692e1defb2" rel="nofollow">source</a> |
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Source | Dead Quacker |
Author | Michael from Calgary, AB, Canada |
Camera location | 43° 37′ 17.62″ N, 79° 28′ 31.16″ W ![]() | View this and other nearby images on: OpenStreetMap | ![]() |
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Camera manufacturer | OLYMPUS IMAGING CORP. |
Camera model | E-420 |
Exposure time | 1/160 sec (0.00625) |
F-number | f/7.1 |
ISO speed rating | 100 |
Date and time of data generation | 15:16, 10 November 2010 |
Lens focal length | 45 mm |
Horizontal resolution | 314 dpi |
Vertical resolution | 314 dpi |
Software used | picnik.com |
File change date and time | 15:16, 10 November 2010 |
Y and C positioning | Centered |
Exposure Program | Normal program |
Exif version | 2.21 |
Date and time of digitizing | 15:16, 10 November 2010 |
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Maximum land aperture | 3.614709851552 APEX (f/3.5) |
Metering mode | Pattern |
Light source | Unknown |
Flash | Flash did not fire, auto mode |
Supported Flashpix version | 1 |
Color space | sRGB |
File source | Digital still camera |
Custom image processing | Normal process |
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Digital zoom ratio | 1 |
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